After a morning of quite a bit of disobedience from Cayman and correcting him over and over, I lost a little bit of my patience and said, "Cayman! I'm going to spank your tail if you disobey me again!" Not even a minute later, Charis said, "Um, mommy? Bubba not have a tail!"
Cayman had a really hard time falling asleep (and staying asleep) last night. At 10:30 he came to find me (I was, well, having some "alone time" in the bathroom...that's what it's called in our household.) I think his original reason for coming in there was to tell me he really couldn't fall asleep, or that he was still scared. I heard both of those numerous times last night, so now I can't remember which it was this particular time. Ever since he left Grammy's house though, he LOVES going shirtless - "like a real man." So while he was talking to me in the bathroom last night, he was rubbing his nipples.
C: What are these called again, Mommy?
M: Nipples.
C: Oh yeah! Nickels!
M: No, nipples.
C: Nickels.
M: (Hides a laugh and shakes head)
C: Are my nickels gonna get bigger?
M: Well, they won't get big like Mama's, but they'll get a little bigger like Daddy's. Yours will look like Daddys when you get bigger and Charis' will look like Mamas.
C: Daddy has little nickels! (Then laughs to himself)
C: Why are nickels for alone time? (I'm guessing he meant, why are they private parts but got the words mixed up a little.)
M: Well, that's just how it is - some body parts are private parts that we don't show everyone.
C: You should look at yours and see what color they are!
Oh Lord, help me! :)
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